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Sunday, October 26, 2008 @ 4:27 PM
zoo TODAY. WAS. FREAKING. AWESOME. My religious class organised this excursion to the zoo. I went with seven other Level 7 classmates. Kaiyisa, Aysha, Hidayah, Irdina, Umaira, Umar and Hakim, accompanied by Sister Naz and a parent volunteer. It wasnt exactly that fun at first =X When Umaira disappeared off to the toilet with Irdina and Sis Naz, we kept making fun of her. Hidayah: eh where's Umaira? Aysha/Kaiyisa: she blended in with her family of monkeys here already lah. dont disturb her. and- Farzana: Hey look, Umaira's family enclosure! The White-Faced Saki Monkey. Of course Umaira got pissed when she returned. HAHAHA. Then we didnt follow the rest of the class, got off-tracked and ended up the baboon enclosure, i think. The males' butts were BRIGHT RED. And there was this baby monkey who had a very small...dick sticking out. Of course, we gave it a lot of stick for that.   Umar: OHH YUCKS! I'm sick of seeing butts already. Oh yeah and this male teacher kept taking pictures of himself at almost everything he sees. even signboards. Camwhore -.- Then we managed to find the elephant show, which was where we were supposed to be, right on time. The usual things happened. Pushing logs, lifting logs, putting hats, lame commentator. After that, Umar and Hakim started thinking sick. Hakim: Eh how do elephants...you know, do it? Umar: Exactly! They're so huge man! Farzana: They hump, of course. Umar: How do they do that? I had to open my big mouth didn't I. Haha. So after that they kept going on and on about humping elephants. Before the elephant show we were at the white tiger enclosure. Then Hidayah spotted a signboard with some Arabic, and then "Omar." HAHAHA. Then we came across this funfair-like thingy where there were many cool statues. There was a merry-go-round, a souvenir shop and a pony-riding place.    We wanted to ride the merry-go-round free, but we couldnt. We tried pleading with the woman to close one eye and let us go since we were from a religious class, but unfortunately, her supervisor was here. At first she thought we were some Malaysian media who was going there later in the day. Sad D: Umar kept blaming Anwar Ibrahim after that for some reason. The souvenir shop...OH, AWESOME. Hidayah, Aysha and Umar was standing at a counter. Umar was playing around with it cos it was made of sponge. Suddenly this guy barged in between them , looked at what Umar was doing started prodding the counter. HAHAHA. Then Umar and I were playing with a pig pen fan, which was a pen with a pig design, with an electric fan. Umar: Eh i can't turn this thing off leh. Farzana: You press that button at the side again lah. Umar: This? It wont switch off lah! Farzana: Alah! Gimme(snatch fan and prods button many times. it still doesnt switch off). Umar: I'll leave you with that then(runs away, snickering) Farzana: OI! Managa you(shows fist) After we left that place for KFC, the zoo trams kept passing us. To annoy the drivers, Aysha stood in front of it. HAHAHA. Then Umar got the bright idea of forming one line on the road when the tram approaches. Of course we still got out of the way. We kept saying hello to the passengers on the tram. Aysha/Farzana: Hello! Assalamualaikum! (passengers murmur greeting in response) Kaiyisa/Hidayah/Irdina/Umar/Umaira: HELLO! (no one replies then) Hakim: Walau you guys got no life sia. Umaira: What's wrong with people nowadays? They're so unfriendly! Everyone: What the hell Umaira! Umaira: What? It's true! Umar: You don't have to say it out to their faces right. Umaira: Yes I do! Hakim: You guys really got no life sia. Farzana: We're just being friendly lah(everyone agrees) Hakim: That means my definition of friendly is different from yours then. Farzana: Then you're the one who doesnt have a life. MY FAVOURITE PICTURE :]  Before KFC we were at the gift shop next to it, and we played a fool at the glow in the dark place. Then we made it to KFC. Me, Kaiyisa, Aysha, Hidayah and Umar were the only ones who ate food from there while the rest ate ben and jerry's instead. KFC was veeeeeeeery crowded. We decided to order the cheese fries and a drink. Umar tried annoying us by asking, "So, are you sure you're gonna buy cheese fries?" -.- Then I decided to act like a blur queen, just to annoy Umaira. I'm glad to say it worked. Haha. After that as we were waiting to get on the bus, we decided to annoy the crap out of Sis Ameera. Umar: Today we had a big question. Sis Ameera: And what's that? Umar: how elephants...ahh never mind. He kept telling her that his name was Arafad. Lol. Kaiyisa and I were almost forced to take pictures with Sis Ameera. When I did, i gave my stupidest face. Umar and Hakim snickered at me. "Nice pic, man." Unfortunately I don't have it. Haha. Here's one candid photo Umar took. HAHAHAHAHAAHA. .jpg) then our Level 7 contingent started to talk about elephants humping. again. Umar: So how DO they do it? (everyone ponders) Farzana: well, I think the male goes on top of the female...HAHAHA. everyone started laughing after that. lol. After that there was this other small kid who was lying down on the floor. Hakim: yucks is that guy humping the ground? Umar: eeeh hahaha yah! Hakim: He came, he saw, he conquered. Hidayah: Walau you guys dont bully him lah. Aysha: OMG now he's putting his head between his dad's legs! Farzana: HAHAHA kepala di antara dua kaki...HAHAHA. Kaiyisa: Eh sick lah you all. Umar: WALAU HE'S DOING IT AGAIN HAHAHA! Last thing. When we were on the bus about to return to the office, this truck full of Indian foreign workers passed by. you know what umar said? "BANGLAS FOREVER WOOOOOOOOOOO!" and showed his middle finger. OMG. HAHAHA. -THE END- |