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Tuesday, December 30, 2008 @ 2:20 PM
weird dream Yesterday I had the weirdest dream ever. I was on a plane, and guess who I was sitting next to? David Archuleta. HAHA. Behind us were Mai and Oliver, in front was William and Isaac, and beside us were Bernie and Henry. It so happened that Bernie turned around when the plane took off, and saw Mai looking really sick. Bernie: Are you okay, Mai? Oliver: She's lovesick. And then William told Isaac: "Gosh I'm gonna be sick." After that, I wanted to feel sick :/ Archie: "It's okay, my agent gives out huge missile-proof plastic bags for this occasion. Want one?" He hands me this gigantic grey plastic bag. AHAHAHAHAH. After the plane ride, I got into this bus FULL of tennis players, male and female. There was Djokovic, Murray, Roddick, Federer, Sharapova, Ivanovic, Safina and some others I forgot. Then after Sharapova got off the bus, EVERYONE started bad-mouthing her. I got included in this conversation between Djokovic, Murray and Ivanovic. Djokovic: She think she's so popular, but in fact she's not. Murray: Yeah, you know, I tried asking her out, and all she said was "I dont date retarded guys." God what is her problem? She smokes is it? She doesnt even smell good! Ivanovic: People think she's so pretty, but it's okay, I'm here to take her place. Goodbye Sharapova! Hope you break your shoulder! LOLLLL. Break, not dislocate. And just as Djokovic was about to get off the bus, I told him, "Hey, you know, Monfils is my brother's friend, and he said Sharapova SUCKS!" He howled with laughter and got off, saying, "I'll remember you for that!" O_O and then just before Roddick got off the bus, I asked him to sign my book with PENCIL. He looked at me like I was some retard, and said, "Thinking of showing this to Sharapova?" WAHAHAHA. Why I forgot to ask for Djokovic's signature is beyond me. When it was my turn to get off the bus, there was only Federer, Murray and Safina left. I got off and... I woke up. HAHAHAHAHAHA. I love my weird dreams :D |
